bob ross.
for some ungodly reason, i was flipping through canadian television channels today
and stumbled upon good old bob ross, painting palm trees with his cure-all fan brush.
it's hard not to be mesmerized watching someone paint.
he chattered away as he worked
and told a story about a woman
writing him a letter
telling him that he should've at least bought a wig which matched his greying beard
so ross responded by writing a letter, telling the woman that if this was a wig
he would've returned it the second he got it home and tried it on.
thanks for your honesty, bob ross.